You know you're back in Msia when

1. you get mozzie bites all over your arms and legs.
2. you seemingly become greedier by the day eating more than 3 meals a day.
3. you get shown the finger for showing courtesy on the road.
4. you find grammatical errors in the Star newspaper.
5. you get stuck in traffic jams everywhere you go.
6. you enjoy spending money on cheap but quality Malaysian food.
7. you find ants crawling on your kitchen table.
8. you hear stray cats meowing pathetically in the back street.
9. you can't wait to see how your high school buddies have changed over the years.